A survey for everyone to enjoy! 2006-12-15 6:37 p.m. Wow....I'll sprare a bitchy entry and post a survey. How very "myspace" of me :) 1.The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? Either Matt Damon or somebody telling me I've won the lottery. 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? Yes, probably 90% of the time I take it to the cart corral. 3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? Both really. Unless I'm drunk then I'm a big talker lol. 4. Do you take compliments well? Most of the time. 5. Are you an active person? Now I am, yes. I work 12-hour shifts on my feet, so I'm running all over the place. 6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, do you survive? Hell no I wouldn't survive. I'd take my fat ass to the nearest hotel. I don't even like to camp. Anything that requires getting hot, sweaty, or involves bugs....I'm done. 7. Do you like to ride horses? Haven't done it in a very long time but when I did it, I enjoyed it. 8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid? Yeah, overnight once for girl scout camp. 9. What was your favorite game as a kid? Anything on Atari or Nintendo. Played lots of hide n seek, Red rover, red rover and "Grease". The neighbors and I all played parts and sang the songs. What can I say? I was a child of the 80s. 10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married would you? Helllllllllllll no. 11. Are you judgemental? Sometimes I can be although I don't mean to be. I may make sarcastic comments but I really don't mean to be judgemental. Hell, I can't be. 12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you? Totally. As long as they aren't pushing their religion on me and I'm not pushing mine on them, it's cool with me. 13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued? Be pursued for sure. I really suck at pursuing. 14. Use three words to describe yourself. Driven, SARCASTIC, klutzy 15. If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind? Deaf 16. Are you continuing your education? Yep! In my second year of college, waiting to get into the nursing program at our college here, will be another 3 years probably but am taking classes until I get in. 17. Do you know how to shoot a gun? Not really. Tried it once, didn't like it and probably won't ever do it again. 18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you tried to save? Other than my daughter, I would say my purse and pictures. 19. How often do you read books? All the time when I'm not in school. 20. Do you think more about the past, present or future? Future for sure right now! 21. What is your favorite children’s book? Goodnight moon. 22. Have you kissed any of your Blog friends? Who hasn't? 23. How tall are you? 5'7 1/2" 24. Where is your ideal house located? Somewhere warm and on the beach. 25. Boxers, briefs, thongs, panties, or grannies? Panties. Tried thongs and all I did was walk around all day pulling them out of my ass. Never again. 26. Last person you talked to? Jax, just a minute ago in my living room. 27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth? Yep! 28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden? In Dallas, TX in July. 29. What are your keys on your key chain for? Car and apartment. 30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today? To work, which was about..oh....3 blocks! 31. Where is your current pain at? In my feet (worked today) and also on my thighs. 32. Do you like mustard? Not really. Will eat it on a burger if it comes on it, but I would never purposely use it for anything. 33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat? Whoa, that's a tough question. But since I get way less sleep, I'd have to say sleep. 34. Do you look like your mom or dad? My mom for sure. Although my personality is exactly like my dad. 35. How long does it take you in the shower? Depends on what I'm doing. 5 minutes if I'm soaping up and washing my hair but 10-15 minutes if I'm shaving anything. 36. Can you do a split? Not anymore. 37. What movie do you want to see right now? The Departed with Matt Damon. 38. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats? Well since I have neither I'd have to say NO. And even if I did...hell no. 39. What did you do for New Year’s? We went out to dinner and went to see "THe Family Stone". When the clock hit midnight we were in a movie. 40. Do you think “The Grudge” was scary? Never saw it and have no desire to. 41. What was the cause of your last accident? Some chick was turning out of a parking lot and didn't see me and ran right into me. 42. How much money do you have on you right now? I supposed I could scrounge up a dollar in change. 43. What are you drinking? Diet coke!! Don't you know me? 44. Was your mom a cheerleader? Nope...think she was in the glee club though. 45. What’s the last letter of your middle name? N 46. Who did you vote for on American Idol? I voted for Elliott for a while (shut up), Chris Daughtry ALOT and at the end I voted for Taylor Hicks. 47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night? During the week it's about 5-6 and on the weekends if I'm not working it's like 8-10. 48. Do you like Carebears? Yep! Loved them as a kid and still love them. I have two of them! 49. What do you buy at the movies? Usually popcorn and pop...sometimes plain M&M's and I dump them in the buttered popcorn! 50. Do you know how to play poker? Yes and I LOVE it! 51. Do you wear your seat belt? Yes, every single time I get into a car. 52. What do you wear to sleep? In the summer I wear a T-shirt and shorts or just a T-shirt...in the winter it's a T-shirt and sweatpants. 53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown? Yep! Just this week (on TUesday) the INS raided a huge packing plant (Swift & Co.) and arrested 261 illegal immigrants! 54. How many meals do you eat a day? 3 with some snacks sometimes. 55. Is your tongue pierced? Nope, and never will be either. 56. Do you trust the news reported by the local paper? Not usually. 57. What’s you favorite NFL team? I don't do NFL, I'm a college football kinda girl. But if I had to choose a team I'd say the Green Bay Packers. 58. Do you like funny or serious people better? Funny people, hands down. 59. Ever been to Vegas? Yes! My brother used to live there. I've been there 4 times actually. 60. Did you eat a cookie today? Nope. 61. Do you use cuss words in other languages? If I knew some, I would. 62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads? Why? Who wants to know? *looks around* I don't understand the question! 63. Do you hate chocolate? OMG I LOVE chocolate and some days live for it. 64. What do you and your parents fight about the most? Uh, since I'm 34 and don't live with either parent, we don't fight about anything. 65. Is anyone mad at or irritated with you right now? Probably...although I don't know they are. 66. Do you open presents on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? Christmas Eve usually. 67. What’s your favorite preparation for eggs? Scrambled with cheese and ham and ketchup on top! 68. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be? An OB nurse! 69. Are you easy to get along with? Most of the time. Unless I'm hormonal, watch out! If I'm really really stressed too, you might just wanna lock me in a room for a while by myself. 70. What is your favorite time of day? After I get off work. 71. Who do you hate? My ex-husband, my sister's boyfriend and hamgirl. 72. Would you ever date your first love again? Oh hellllllllllllllllll no. He's married and currently the father of my daughter and if you look at question #71, you'll see that aint happenin! 73. Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend? Yes. 74. Current mood? Tired but glad it's Friday night! past and future What ya missed....last five entries A few hours my ass! - 2007-05-07 No more school, no more books, no more teacher's dirty looks! - 2007-04-30 Short and sweet - 2007-04-27 The smell of spring - 2007-04-26 Myspace is for freaks like me - 2007-04-23 NAVIGATION Current Archives Cast Rings 101 things about me about me Mail PROFILE I am a 34-year-old college student, mom, friend and all around sarcastic and fun loving person. I'm going to school to be a nurse. I recently quit a high paying job from home to get back into the hospital setting and to get my feet wet in nursing. I work on the Maternal Child Unit which includes the birthing center, perinatal care and Pediatrics. I LOVE IT! These last few years have been all about changes in my life. Although they have required great sacrifice, I know it will be worth it when I'm through. I have a great life and great family and friends and occasionally bitch about my white trash neighbors. Mostly here you will find rants and raves about various people, places, and circumstances. ENJOY! Loves: Nursing, chocolate, my daughter, family and friends, diet coke, Grey's Anatomy (DUH!), being out of my front patio in the summertime with my neighbors, babies, US Weekly magazine, reality TV, being smart and being a mother. Hates: Chemistry, online cyberstalkers who have no life but to be online 24/7 causing drama, my white trash neighbors, pepporoni pizza, mice, bugs, when it's too hot outside and I get sweaty, seafood, backstabbing people, liars, crooks, and when people play the "victim" and whine 24/7. MOOD LINKS Diaryland design ::PHOTOS www.flickr.com This is a Flickr badge showing public photos from JoeySarcastic. Make your own badge here. ::MY SPACE ::TRENT'S