My typical day and bodily functions 2007-01-16 10:06 p.m. Yeah, that last entry really brought back some memories! Boy has my life changed!!! For the good I think. Here's a realistic outline of my average day now....

5:00 AM: Alarm goes off. Hit snooze for about 15 minutes.

5:20-5:25 AM: Get up and cuss while heading to the shower. Try to catch a few more snoozes while going pee.

5:25 AM: Take quick shower. Remember not to fall asleep and forget to use soap (I did that last week).

5:30-5:50 AM: Blow dry hair, get dressed, wake up Jax and tell her to take my draggin ass to work.

6:00 AM - 6:30 PM: Work my ass off like a slave. Run around like a chicken with my head cut off. Get lots of exercise.

6:30 PM: Come home to dinner literally on the table waiting for me to eat. Yummy!!!!

7:00-9:00 PM: Watch some boob tube or get to studying. Here lately, it's studying.

9:00-10:00 PM: Start telling the kid she has to get in the shower and get cleaned up for the night. Make sure she does that. Check her hair to make sure she got all of the soap out, make sure she washes her face and brushes her teeth.

10:00 PM: Get the kid to bed. Go to bed and watch Sex and the City until 11:00 PM.

11:00 PM: Turn off the TV and attempt to sleep. All while cussing and wishing I could sleep in the next day but I have to go back to work.

Voila! That's my typical work day. Doesn't sound very interesting does it?

Today every kid in my town is sick and needing to be admitted to Pediatrics. I literally had kids sneezing, coughing, pooping and peeing on me. Isn't that just the life?

How on earth I have not come down with every bug, virus, or bacterial infection is just amazing to me. I guess I have a good immune system. Call me immune girl! Because the crap I swim in all day at work.....it's no surprise I'm not in isolation somewhere in a bubble, temporarily placed in isolation until they find out I have the bubonic plaque, in which case they throw me in Pediatrics to be nursed back to health.

I'm super immune girl!

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What ya missed....last five entries

A few hours my ass! - 2007-05-07
No more school, no more books, no more teacher's dirty looks! - 2007-04-30
Short and sweet - 2007-04-27
The smell of spring - 2007-04-26
Myspace is for freaks like me - 2007-04-23



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I am a 34-year-old college student, mom, friend and all around sarcastic and fun loving person. I'm going to school to be a nurse. I recently quit a high paying job from home to get back into the hospital setting and to get my feet wet in nursing. I work on the Maternal Child Unit which includes the birthing center, perinatal care and Pediatrics. I LOVE IT! These last few years have been all about changes in my life. Although they have required great sacrifice, I know it will be worth it when I'm through. I have a great life and great family and friends and occasionally bitch about my white trash neighbors. Mostly here you will find rants and raves about various people, places, and circumstances. ENJOY!


Loves: Nursing, chocolate, my daughter, family and friends, diet coke, Grey's Anatomy (DUH!), being out of my front patio in the summertime with my neighbors, babies, US Weekly magazine, reality TV, being smart and being a mother.
Hates: Chemistry, online cyberstalkers who have no life but to be online 24/7 causing drama, my white trash neighbors, pepporoni pizza, mice, bugs, when it's too hot outside and I get sweaty, seafood, backstabbing people, liars, crooks, and when people play the "victim" and whine 24/7.

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