Since Jessica Simpson peddles the pizza (which is just OKAY to me) I am left to wonder....what in the HELL does John Mayer see in her? My intelligent, sexy, funny, down-to-earth, and musical GOD Johnny? I've narrowed down my reasoning to two thoughts that it MUST be because nothing else seems to make sense. A) She's really a child prodigy with an IQ of 165 and they sit and philosophize about the deeper meaning of life and the great musical geniuses of the 20th Century, or B) She has a beer and pizza flavored vagina. You be the judge. And Happy Valentine's Day to everyone out there. Hope you all have special plans with your Valentine today. May many a scrumptous meal be devoured and lots of huggin' and other debaucherous activities take place in your homes. Or on the subway. Or in the bathroom of the restaurant you are eating at because you two hormone-laced horndogs can't wait until you get home. I got chocolate turtles which are my fave! And I will sit and eat them while studying Developmental Psychology because that's how I roll on Valentine's Day. past and future A few hours my ass! - 2007-05-07
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I am a 34-year-old college student, mom, friend and all around sarcastic and fun loving person. I'm going to school to be a nurse. I recently quit a high paying job from home to get back into the hospital setting and to get my feet wet in nursing. I work on the Maternal Child Unit which includes the birthing center, perinatal care and Pediatrics. I LOVE IT! These last few years have been all about changes in my life. Although they have required great sacrifice, I know it will be worth it when I'm through. I have a great life and great family and friends and occasionally bitch about my white trash neighbors. Mostly here you will find rants and raves about various people, places, and circumstances. ENJOY! Loves: Nursing, chocolate, my daughter, family and friends, diet coke, Grey's Anatomy (DUH!), being out of my front patio in the summertime with my neighbors, babies, US Weekly magazine, reality TV, being smart and being a mother. Hates: Chemistry, online cyberstalkers who have no life but to be online 24/7 causing drama, my white trash neighbors, pepporoni pizza, mice, bugs, when it's too hot outside and I get sweaty, seafood, backstabbing people, liars, crooks, and when people play the "victim" and whine 24/7.
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