2:54 p.m. - 2007-02-14
Happy VD and my ponderings
As I sit here eating my cheesy bites pizza from Pizza Hut, I am forced to ponder something I have not spoken of until now.
Since Jessica Simpson peddles the pizza (which is just OKAY to me) I am left to wonder....what in the HELL does John Mayer see in her?
My intelligent, sexy, funny, down-to-earth, and musical GOD Johnny?
I've narrowed down my reasoning to two thoughts that it MUST be because nothing else seems to make sense.
A) She's really a child prodigy with an IQ of 165 and they sit and philosophize about the deeper meaning of life and the great musical geniuses of the 20th Century, or
B) She has a beer and pizza flavored vagina.
You be the judge.
And Happy Valentine's Day to everyone out there. Hope you all have special plans with your Valentine today. May many a scrumptous meal be devoured and lots of huggin' and other debaucherous activities take place in your homes. Or on the subway. Or in the bathroom of the restaurant you are eating at because you two hormone-laced horndogs can't wait until you get home.
I got chocolate turtles which are my fave! And I will sit and eat them while studying Developmental Psychology because that's how I roll on Valentine's Day.
