If you remotely know me or my sense of humor in any capacity whatsoever, you can about imagine the dances and comments that flew out of our mouths when we read that announcement. One dance involved her taking her leg off, swinging it around her head in a rhythmic manner and putting it back on all to the beat of the music. That's all I'm sayin. I watched a portion of the Anna Nicole Smith trial this morning. While people are bitching about seeing so much coverage and blasting the media for it, I have no watched hardly any news coverage of it whatsoever. I watched for maybe 20 minutes on the day she died and it was breaking news. Since then...haven't see anything. Why you ask? Because I have a life and have other things to do. But since I'm here today with no test to study for and really nothing planned, I decided to partake. From the hour or so coverage I have watched, here are my observations. These are my opinions alone. ~ I believe that Anna Nicole's mom loves her very much and is sad about her death and the death of her grandson. With that being said, I like she's a lying sack of shit because we all know some media company is paying for her hotel room, her flights to wherever and you know she's sold pictures and videos. When she said "No" on the stand that she wasn't getting money for this stuff I thought she was a lying sack of shit. ~ Which brings me to Howard K. Stern. He is the biggest weasel of all time regarding whoring out his story or anything to the media for money. He made a million dollars alone off his "reunion" with his daughter. Cameras and film crews caught it on tape. He's an even BIGGER weasel than her mother. ~ I have no clue if Larry Birkhead is the father or not but he seems to genuinely care about her. Not sure what his motives are though or if there are any involved, I guess time will tell on that one. But if he turns out to be the father I'll laugh my ass off. Probably while I'm watching "Inside Edition" with cameras in Howard Stern's face when he finds out he isn't the baby daddy. Maybe they'll pay him 100K per tear when he finds out he isn't the daddy. I'm sure there will be somebody there with a clip board and a clicker counting the money he'll get from that interview. Howard K. Stern = Weasel. ~ I think the judge is a total dumbass who talks about stupid shit and is just prolonging this circus longer. He turned out evidence and discussion that I felt was pertinent to the trial and started off on some tirade about "what you do in your personal life is your own business". I think it is pertinent! If ANS's mother is taking money left and right from magazines and news shows, that is pertinent to know. Is she gonna take her body and take pictures and videos and sell them for more money? Or does she really just wanna bury her with the family? Hmmmmm something to ponder on. And I guess I'm spending way too much on this subject. My final thought is they are all crazy weasels. May the biggest and best weasel win...or something like that. And I have an announcement. We are getting NEW next door neighbors today. But I think we'll be okay because it's the older brother of a girl in Cassidy's class. I know their mother and she's a wonderful lady. He comes from a good christian home so I don't think we'll have any problems. Now I just have to keep Diane from going over there and ruining them. Whenever somebody moves in she goes over and reads them the riot act. About how the walls are paper thin and we can hear everything and you'd better not turn your TV on too loud and no partying. So we'll see how it goes. I've already warned Diane I know the family and they are nice and she'd BETTER be nice. We'll see. Is anybody else completely obsessed and addicted to "Real Housewives of Orange County" on Bravo? I am. It's sickening. If it's reality TV I'm pretty much addicted. It's crazy. Please make it stop. Well, after "Top Design" that is. How about I just shave my head, get a tattoo and then my family can interrupt me during "I Love New York" and stage an intervention? After I"m doing watching King of Cars and crying about my bald head then I may consider going to rehab. After all, you don't have to be a drunk or a crack head to go to rehab anymore. You can go if you call somebody a faggot, if you are a political figure who is IMing with underage boys, drugging in the clubs while wearing your Miss USA crown and being exhausted from your life of partying and not wearing panties. Surely there's rehab for reality TV. But that shit is probably in the OC which really defeats the whole purpose doesn't it? past and future A few hours my ass! - 2007-05-07
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I am a 34-year-old college student, mom, friend and all around sarcastic and fun loving person. I'm going to school to be a nurse. I recently quit a high paying job from home to get back into the hospital setting and to get my feet wet in nursing. I work on the Maternal Child Unit which includes the birthing center, perinatal care and Pediatrics. I LOVE IT! These last few years have been all about changes in my life. Although they have required great sacrifice, I know it will be worth it when I'm through. I have a great life and great family and friends and occasionally bitch about my white trash neighbors. Mostly here you will find rants and raves about various people, places, and circumstances. ENJOY! Loves: Nursing, chocolate, my daughter, family and friends, diet coke, Grey's Anatomy (DUH!), being out of my front patio in the summertime with my neighbors, babies, US Weekly magazine, reality TV, being smart and being a mother. Hates: Chemistry, online cyberstalkers who have no life but to be online 24/7 causing drama, my white trash neighbors, pepporoni pizza, mice, bugs, when it's too hot outside and I get sweaty, seafood, backstabbing people, liars, crooks, and when people play the "victim" and whine 24/7.
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