 Seriously. WTF? Now he's just making a god-damned MOCKERY of America. This fucker will probably end up winning because every 13 year old girl and every cyber asshole in America will vote for him...repeatedly. You fuckers sent my Chris Sligh home. He may not be the best, but at least he's not doing the pony-hawk-gay-smile-hula-fucking-dance on American Idol. I hate all of you Sanjaya voters. All of you. *breathes* Putting my bitterness aside for a moment (which may be a FEAT today) it's been an interesting few days. Besides my boob squishing yesterday, it's been pretty chill. I spent a total of 7 hours off and on yesterday preparing for my Developmental Psych class. That included 2 solid hours spent writing the rough draft of my paper that was due today and studying for the test I took today. I got my test from last week back and got the lowest grade on it since my very first test when I didn't know what to expect. Yes....I got a 98. But I'm dealing ha ha ha! I'm just sort of laying low today because I think I'm PMSing. I have some anger building up inside of me and I don't know why. I do know my hormone levels are about as fucked up as they get. Keeping quiet = not saying stupid shit. I found out that's a good rule to live by. If more women actually recognized their feelings and knew when they were feeling one way and then purposely tried to control that, the world would be a better place. Now....that's not to say that I *always* censor myself, because I don't. In fact, usually about 28 days out of the month I say and do whatever the hell I please. But today my frieds, I keep my mouth shut so I don't spout out stupid shit. So our DVR box took a gargantuan dump yesterday. To say I'm lost is an understatement. Last night, we had to watch American Idol when it was actually on!!! The horror!!! The bad part is now I've lost a lot of good shows we taped last night (American's Next Top Model and Top Design to name a few) so I'll have to try and find them when they are being replayed and watch them. Of course the cable company can't come out till tomorrow to investigate the issue. Between 8 AM and noon no less, because they couldn't actually give me a REAL time frame. And you know what typically happens, you wait around all damn day only to have them show up at 11:55. But at this point I'm the cable company's bitch because I can't live without my DVR. Some days I wish I wasn't so damn high tech. I wish I could just sit and watch network TV with my rabbit ears and read books in the evening. But since the dawn of the internet that hasn't happened yet. Did you watch that episode of Oprah when her and Gayle went to the amish community and stayed? Yeah...I wouldn't have made it out there an hour. As soon as I put those heavy dresses on and hat to go out into the sun, I would have been D-O-N-E. See, I don't like to sweat. Unless I'm working out, then that's fine. But if I've showered and put on my good smelling stuff, I hate getting sweaty and smelly. There is no way I'd put on that heavy dress, go out into the field and worked. Forget you. If you ask me a question, I wanna google that shit. If you need to hook up the horse and carriage to some contraption to give me enough energy to run my laptop then so be it. I'm what they call medium to high maintenance. I like to be clean and good smelling when need to be, I need a cell phone on me at all times and I need a connection to the real world via the internet. I don't like to get dirty. Dirty fingernails are a deal breaker for me. I like to carry a cute purse and music is a must. I am no Paris Hilton, trust me, but I'm more the "working class" version of Paris Hilton. I'm sorry, I'm a girl. Get over it. God put cosmetics on this earth for a reason. Learn it. Live it. And on that note I will wrap this up because I'm sick of laying on my stomach on my bed typing on my laptop. There's HGTV waiting for me! past and future A few hours my ass! - 2007-05-07
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I am a 34-year-old college student, mom, friend and all around sarcastic and fun loving person. I'm going to school to be a nurse. I recently quit a high paying job from home to get back into the hospital setting and to get my feet wet in nursing. I work on the Maternal Child Unit which includes the birthing center, perinatal care and Pediatrics. I LOVE IT! These last few years have been all about changes in my life. Although they have required great sacrifice, I know it will be worth it when I'm through. I have a great life and great family and friends and occasionally bitch about my white trash neighbors. Mostly here you will find rants and raves about various people, places, and circumstances. ENJOY! Loves: Nursing, chocolate, my daughter, family and friends, diet coke, Grey's Anatomy (DUH!), being out of my front patio in the summertime with my neighbors, babies, US Weekly magazine, reality TV, being smart and being a mother. Hates: Chemistry, online cyberstalkers who have no life but to be online 24/7 causing drama, my white trash neighbors, pepporoni pizza, mice, bugs, when it's too hot outside and I get sweaty, seafood, backstabbing people, liars, crooks, and when people play the "victim" and whine 24/7.
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